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HONESTLY, HE SAW IT.

Hello guys!!!

I have missed jisting you all about my daily activities. The reason is not far-fetched---- work schedules have been so tasking. You know, we have been given a target to make which means all hands are on deck to make this work.

So, if you have anyone who is interested in doing ICT courses, please send my number (07080256903) to them, and I will be glad to attend to them. I am an IT Career Consultant, and I'll do my best to let them know what's best for them as regards the IT world.

So to the gist of today, I found myself thinking about an incident that happened some months back. Sit back, relax and read. LOL!

I had to see a friend in my neighborhood one cool evening, so I dressed up and got set to leave. Suddenly, I felt the urge to use the loo- I wanted to do the minor( to pee). Normally, I was supposed to go straight to the loo to do the minor in time and get on my way but I felt I could do it right there in the compound. So I took a bold but foolish step.

Of course, a thought dropped that I could be seen while doing my minor, I shrugged it off and insisted on doing the minor... I thought to myself that I was going to be fast with it, immediately, I squatted, removed my jeans trousers, removed my panties and proceeded to do the relief. In the middle of it, a truck carrying some guys drove past. Please note that my house has walls built around it, so this was a contributed boost to my confidence that I couldn't be seen by anyone.

As this truck drove slowly past my house, it gave one of the guys on it access into what was happening within the compound. As soon as he saw my buttocks out, he screamed to his friends that he saw someone with open buttocks peeing in the compound:; it was as if I could read his mind even before he spurted those things out. Simultaneously, I jumped to the side where an uncompleted building was and pulled up my trousers, belted up and covered up well.

The other guys with the particular person who saw me him insulted him and thought he was hallucinating, of course, he wasn't; I was hiding. Will you believe that all these happened within the space of very few seconds?

It would have been very bad of me to go out immediately. So I took my time before stepping out of the house. Guess what, I saw people outside the house enjoying the cool breeze. I did like I was not aware of what had happened some minutes back, greeted them and left to see my friend.

LOL!

So I learned to be more attentive, not just to my Best Friend, but also my common sense sometimes. Imagine if they had all seen my precious buttocks and as a result booed me? Oh no! I wouldn't have liked it all.

Alright, guys, this is me signing out today

Happy Valentine's Day.

In this regard, should you have someone dear to you who you feel needs to hear how much you love them? Kindly forward their details including your name (so they will know who has them in mind for good) to my number above.

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God bless you.

Comments

  1. LOL..... your yansh was exposed literally. I am not laughing o.

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    1. Lol... So you're rejoicing with him, right?

      Okay.

      Happy Valentine's Day anyways.

      Thanks for your comment.

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